Apparently when the going gets tough some people resort to pee. Yup, thats what I said. Pee.
One of the coaches at last weekends workshop was telling me a story about her encounter with one of the pro-Ironman triathletes. Apparently this particular athlete has been known to give off a pee spray if you happen to get to close to them on the bike portion of a race. Ewww. Put the Batshields up Robin.
That story reminded me of a friend of mine who recently was doing her first Half Ironman race. She pulled into the Aid Station a little too fast and ended up knocking over the volunteer that was handing her a water bottle. She was so upset by the whole encounter that she pee’ed herself. Poor race volunteers. Knocked over, covered in water and then pee’ed on.
Which all made me wonder what happens to all that pee? Apparently it is bottled up and sold as Pee Cola. Hmm. I wonder if they have Diet Pee Cola? Or Pee Cola Zero? Or Cherry Pee Cola?
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I guess when the going gets tough, the tough drink pee.
Umm. Happy St. Paddys Day everyone.
I taught you to pee in your shorts. I have created a monster.